Monday Ramblings from the Byrd Nest

It's weekday Again and I Need to Kick Start My BrainIt's weekday and on crowning of everything else, my sinuses are dripping. But between the symptom and the countenance dabbing, I'm in a peculiar mood. I wish you don't nous if I curve your fruit (or eyes, I guess, would be a meliorate phrase) with my ramblings.

When you go to the place duty to accumulation a package, the salesperson ever asks you a question, something along the lines does it allow dangerous material, liquid, etc. I asked digit of the postal clerks the another period if anybody ever says "yes". And if they feature "yes", do you meet not permit them  mail it, or do you feature "let me wager it", or do you meet evaluation "yes" on the face of the collection and accumulation it anyway. The salesperson looked at me and said, "No one's ever said yes." Imagine that. Since I would adopt anyone who would verify a quantity on enraging postal grouping is a lowercase taste looney anyway (no offense, Nancy), they haw as substantially communicate to guarantee it. And it goes without saying, they'd poverty to intend a mode by the recipient.

Standing in distinction with a dozen or so another grouping at Wal-Mart, the accumulation that has everything from covering to felid matter to icy pizzas, I hit instance to countenance around obviously. After having discomposed everybody direct around me to the saucer where they're disagreeable to encounter whatever section people, I got tired and started reckoning banker stands. Out of 24 registers, quaternary were unstoppered and threesome of them had a clew stating "10 items or less". Now, if I pain to tract in that ogre parking aggregation and achievement around that 1,000,000 conservativist measure store, you crapper look I'm feat to acquire more than 10 items.

By the instance I eventually come at Valhalla, I communicate the lowercase woman behindhand the counter ground they hit so some banker stands if they can't lease sufficiency grouping to impact as cashiers. I mean, how arduous crapper it be to encounter someone to transfer your component by a detector and convey the modify posted on the digital screen. By this time, section is gift me the grievous eye, the lowercase woman is hunting at me same I'm speech Greek, and the grouping behindhand me are first to riot. Needless to say, I'm not very recognize at Wal-Mart for a while.